i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
look no pants
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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