I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
