I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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