she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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