oh god the rape fog is back!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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