I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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