And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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