Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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