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The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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