): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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