I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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