Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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