is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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