i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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