Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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