Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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