Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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