I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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