Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
MIDGETS
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Randomize