And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
well, you know. whores of a feather.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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