Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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