I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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