Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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