Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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