Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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