I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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