porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Randomize
