I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Houston, we have a squirter
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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