There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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