You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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