i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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