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That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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