if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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