Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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