But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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