What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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