We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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