We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Mom said you looked used
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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