I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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