Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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