i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
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