She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
dude. I can hear the air.
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