I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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