How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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