It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
