they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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