Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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