sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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