i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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