You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
