too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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