i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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